christmas dinner grew bark
The dessert log has achieved structural realism and may now require a forestry permit.
daily wtf,
hand-picked.
chef chose violence. 5 exhibits and counting.
The dessert log has achieved structural realism and may now require a forestry permit.
The waffle has a QR code. Syrup is now an authentication factor.

Rice, seaweed, and a suspicious level of lunch-box project management.
Marine biology has been recreated in icing with no practical route back to the ocean.
The pastry department shipped a complete insect collection and insists every wing is edible.